So, here I am in New York, recovering from partying a little too hard in Boston this weekend, and suddenly I realize, oh damn, it’s January, and I never posted my December Zuda reviews. I am a jerk.
Sorry this is so long. I tried to keep it short on some reviews, but obviously, I have strong opinions, whether positive or negative, about some of them, and that requires a lengthier explanation. Here goes, in Final Rank order from lowest to highest.
Rank 10: Ponbiki Z
Appropriately ranked. The unprofessional word blocks would be enough for me to put it there, even without the “ok-but-not-awesome” art and uninspiring writing. Giant robots have been done awesomely way too many times before for such a “meh” piece of work to be even remotely interesting for me.
Rank 9: Word of Power
Meh. It was alright. I like the story concept, and the manga-style isn’t poorly done, though I thought it unpolished. I don’t find the writing that engaging, and it doesn’t use its eight pages well. I felt this one was ranked where it belonged, though the story concept could have had potential.
Rank 8: Adventures of Maxy J Millionare
The adventures of a stuffed animal separated from his human. NOT a story for children. I can’t believe this rated below the pretension of Frankie. Worse, I can’t believe this rated below the “been-there-done-that” of Development Hell. This story was way cute and actually delivered adult messages through “childish” language. I think it takes real talent to make your writing “child-like” and yet completely adult at the same time. The art made me think of Where the Wild Things Are, for some reason. I’m really glad this one will get to continue on elsewhere, and I only hope that the weird contracts Zuda forces competitors into won’t hinder that. It’s thought provoking because it’s different, and that’s what it has in common with all of my favorite pieces in this contest.
Rank 7: Development Hell (Sorry this one’s long, but it’s a different sort of entry)
Of the Zuda pieces I’ve read, this one is the only one that has standalone pages with no real overarching storyline. It’s a string of computer-geek jokes, which of course I find funny, but not really a contest winner. The humor appeals to a very specific niche, and visually, this comic just does not stand up to most of its competitors. In fact, it lost me on the very first screen, where the art from the first panel is repeated in the third. Each screen only contains three panels, and four of his eight screens use the same panel twice, with minor changes. Mathematically, out of the 24 panels this submission contains, 16% of them were just recycled. I think that’s pretty unprofessional when you’re trying to catch the eye of a Big Two publisher. If you were trying to get it published in the back of a coder’s magazine or newsletter, it would work. It’s got funny content, but the episodic format doesn’t leave me dying for more. Basically, I like it, but still feel it was a poor competition piece.
Rank 6: Araknid Kid
This one’s got a really, really neat concept, but I worry the Kid’s way of expressing himself would get old too quickly. One-image pictographs run the risk of limiting this character to overly simplistic expression. If more sophisticated pictographs, they may be too ambiguous for the reader to get what the Kid’s trying to say. That said, I think this is an awesome, awesome concept, and the art looks really polished, and the artist does really well highlighting very small, very important details. Have I mentioned I really want to see how the rest of the story goes? I was sad this ranked as low as it did, though it wasn’t my pick for the winner.
Rank 5: Frankie
A story about Frankenstein’s son and his angst, basically. The art on this one was fairly pretty, but the story and dialog of this 8-page submission are disorienting at best, pretentious and boring at worst. I wasn’t impressed. Based on the synopsis, could be interesting, but based on the example shown, I don’t care. I’m upset this did better than the Kid.
Rank 4: Avaste Ye
This is the only comic that uses the “simplistic” Paint & copy/paste art style. The art’s cute, and there are plenty of successful, really well-done comics with “simple” or “easy” (Quotes because that art is not, in actuality, really simple or easy) art, so it’s not like this is unknown in the webcomic world, and it’s certainly not childish, though I’d classify it “unprofessional,” considering the company it was submitted to. The story’s cute, and a fantasy I’m unashamed to say I’ve had on many an occasion. That said, I couldn’t compare it to the works that take advantage of the full-screen reader with gorgeous, detailed art, and provide intricate stories that leave me glued to my iBook screen. The Internet’s already got topical funny. The web is full of sticks. I’ll take eye candy and new brain stimulants, thank you.
Rank 3: The Mundane Overrated Misadventures of Spudman
This was one of my very last reads, because from the title and the thumbnail, my first impression was, “Super-hero potato? Not interested.” Then I read it. The art, so good! The story concept, definitely new! The writing, so surprisingly hilarious! You may have noticed I don’t give a lot of praise to the comedic comics in this contest (still loving alliteration (and consonance, for that matter (and the meta-metacomment on the meta-comment))), but oh man, this is just good writing. I was glad it moved up through the ranks, and happy to see it above Avaste Ye.
Rank 2: The Crooked Man
(Insert cliché cries of “WHY?!” and “NO!” here) I wanted this to win SO badly. Beautiful artwork, a period piece (I’m such a sucker for them), fantastic writing and pacing, and a story I just want to keep following. I’m a sad, sad girl, especially considering the first place comic. If you couldn’t tell, this was my vote.
Rank 1: Pray for Death
The art is different and neat, and I like gritty. It’s the only thing I like about this comic. I like detective stories, but this one didn’t grab me. And this comic completely, totally lost me with the huge bubble of exposition text right at the beginning of the story. Unnecessary! Detracts from the current action! Completely unrealistic in the moment! Leave me wanting more; don’t tell me everything right off the bat. I don’t want to know NOW why the protagonist’s former co-workers don’t love her, I want you to make me BEG for that story. Tantalize me! I also just can’t believe this detective, who seems to want a fresh start, would air her dirtiest laundry in the middle of trying to figure out a murder case, something she needs her focus to do, as well as the focus and trust of her partner. In one panel, she went from feeling like a person to a writer’s tool. I was highly annoyed this was number one, when so many other comics expressed higher artistic and writing talent.
Overall thoughts: The December competition felt like American Idol to me. You know, where you watch real talent get passed over because the voters are, on average, average people, and average people apparently choose average contestants. I just hope some of these competitors get the OK from Zuda/DC to publish their comics elsewhere soon. I think the contracts say you have to get the OK from them even if you lose, unless some certain amount of time passes or something. I could be wrong on that.
I’m keeping my fingers crossed that Zuda eventually sets up some system where the readers can say, “I’d like to nominate this former finalist to be re-entered in a future vote.” But more on that when I talk about the Zuda website in general.
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